Reasons to hate Microsoft: the

Reasons to hate Microsoft: the error message “Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error ‘80040e14’
Syntax error or access violation”
could mean ‘your user doesn’t have the right to execute this stored procedure’, a syntax error, or ‘could not find the named stored procedure’.
Couldn’t they have spent the extra day it would have taken to write useful relevant error messages? If you’re after a fix for ODBC Drivers error ‘80040e14’, two quick test fixes: check that the stored procedure actually exists, and check that your db user has permission to run it. If you know other solutions, leave a comment and I’ll add them.

Albert Einstein, Pablo Picasso, and

Albert Einstein, Pablo Picasso, and George W. Bush arrive
at the Pearly Gates and introduce themselves.
St. Peter says, “Prove to me that’s who you are.”
Einstein takes a piece of paper, writes E=MC squared, and
then starts writing the formulas that lead him to it.
St. Peter says, “I believe you, come on in.”
Picasso takes out a pencil and paper and starts to draw.
St. Peter says, “I believe, you come on in.”
George W. Bush says to St. Peter, “Who were those guys?”
St. Peter says, “Come on in, George.”