One last thing: the results

One last thing: the results of the in-depth statistical analysis of hatemail: Celine fans bear the biggest grudges, with 78.04% of all hate mail. Tom Hanks‘ fans are apparently an insipid bunch, barely managing 7.31%. General hate mail made up 4.87% of the rest, with Shania fans making up the last 4.87%. Shania fans have an excuse because her pages are newer, and generally, their mail has been more interestingly wacky.
Disappointingly, absolutely no-one has taken offense at the suggestion that George Bush and Tony Blair were having a torrid homosexual relationship and survived a nasty breakup.