On 30 May 2003 15:35:17 -0000 an anonymous coward was so driven by the harsh truth about Shania Twain that they wrote:
“you people are twats!
seriously – loosers!”
It’s a shame they can’t spell. Unless they mean I’m really loose… I’d have to give them that.

On 23 May 2003 17:51:31 -0000 madison lemaster (dardamon@quest.example.net) wrote about Shania being an alien,
“this site is a giant lie. that is so not true”.
The poor petal was so mad they sent it five times.

On 7 May 2003 20:47:21, anonymous coward wrote:
“your stupid, shania is the coolest and your just jelouse… your
wacked, i can’t believe u believe in aliens”
Ok, ya got me. I don’t really believe in aliens. There, you made me confess. I hope you feel good about yourself now.

‘YOU PUT THAT COLOR ON HER BY A COMPUTER’

On 29 Apr 2003 00:24:23 Francine Dicaire went away and did some research… but apparently doesn’t know about CAPS LOCK.

“email = MOON_LIGHT_1990@HOTMAIL.example.COM
url = MY E-MAIL IS NOT IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
comment = THE FIRST PICTURE WAS COMPUTERSIDE WICH MEANS THAT YOU PUT THAT COLOR ON HER BY A COMPUTER. AND THE SECOND ONE IS EITHER LIGHTS OR FACIAL CREAM. OH BURNT!!!!!”

I love the idea that I could get close enough to Celine Dion to put green facial cream on her or that I’ve been holding my own photos shoots with the alien one.

On 29 Apr 2003 00:21:32 Francine wrote again:
“GOD WILL JUGE YOU SO BE READY AND IF UR NOT A BELEIVER AND DOES NOY LIVE FOR GOD, YOU WILL GO TO HELL AND NOT A PARIDISE IN HEAVEN,
“FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WROLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHO EVER BELEIVES SHALL NOT PARISH INTO HELL BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN ON STREETS OF GOLD. JOHN 3:16
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MANSIONS IN THE WORLD IS A DUMP COMPARED TO THE ONES IN HEAVEN THAT HE MADE FOR YOU.”

Francine again:
“wat lies wat lies liyers. GET A LIFE. GET A LIFE GET A LIFE GET A LIFE GET A LIFE ON GRIPS MAN JEES GET A JOB THAT GETS PAID”

On 29 Apr 2003 00:15:51 -0000 Francine Dicaire (moon_light_1990@hotmail.example.com) wrote
“yo this is so not real man like get a grip on life. God does not make this kind of people and it’s kindof obvious that it’s not true so why do this stuff? you guys no it’s rong so please. This picture was taken in a green light. YOUR THE ONES THAT ARE STUPID. But God still loves you don’t worry so tell the truth instead of lies like siriously. i may only be 13 years old but i know lots more then you people and i’m smart enough to know that this was tookin in green lights. So get another grip on life man. you no wat, it’s funny but not realistik. so god bless and SAY THE TRUTH CUZ SHE CAN CHARGE!!!!! YOU GUYZ.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Siriously you guyz, I feel bad because I just realised how rong I am to do this.

‘She probabaly was doing a movie or was dared to die her skin green’

On 28 Apr 2003 23:44:26 -0000 Ashley O’reilie (cute_lil_brown_girl16@hotmail.example.com) wrote:

“i think that celine Dion is not an alien aliens do not exist and celine dion is not one of them.She probabaly was doing a movie or was dared to die her skin green.i WANT you to interview her and ask her and she what the comment is.”

I would love to interview Celine Dion about whether or not she’s an alien. Perhaps this demand from a fan will convince her to grant me an interview.

On 24 Apr 2003 15:33:23 -0000 an anonymous coward wrote:
“Yall are so rediculous and clearly with nothing else in your hands to do, other than make your life seem more interesting by targeting others. i thought i had seen everything but whoa this is plainly rediculous!”
Not as rediculous as their spelling, mind you.