Oh, the shame. Remembering giving a lap dance in the style of Kath and Kim is the new remembering stupid dance floor moves the morning after the night before.
Otoh, I picked up on the night bus home. Well, a drunk woman put her arm around me and fell asleep on my shoulder.
You should learn from my mistakes and NEVER pick girls up at bus stops/on buses. It can lead to all sorts of nasty rashes.
It’s ok, I’m trashy but I’m not that trashy 😛
Poor drunk woman, god only knows how she was still awake.