“In 2035, the court upheld Mercer v Bennigan’s by ruling 8-1, in Nash v Applebee’s, that three vegetarian appetisers do not equal an [main].”
If only! Lots of meze do not equal a main, random vegetables do not equal a main, vegetable lasagne might equal a main if every vegetarian hadn’t already eaten enough of it to last a lifetime.
From The Future Dictionary of America, the full entry reads: “pasta with grilled vegetables n. [archaic] vegetarian entr