Life moves at a different page in Leicestershire: “A fish tank, which had obviously been upended in the collision, lay empty in the footwell.
“Realising that people don’t usually transport a fish tank full of water unless there’s fish in it, road policing officer Sergeant Watling searched the car but to no avail.”

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  1. mez says:

    what!? i’ve waited all day for an entry about an idle fish tank with no fish?

  2. ernestito says:

    oh, mez my child, it’s a great story! I used to have two massive fish tanks so yes, I am v happy for the fishee, esp it’s “doing swimmingly”. Oh, I suddenly have this craving for sushi. Must get some.

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