Life moves at a different page in Leicestershire: “A fish tank, which had obviously been upended in the collision, lay empty in the footwell.
“Realising that people don’t usually transport a fish tank full of water unless there’s fish in it, road policing officer Sergeant Watling searched the car but to no avail.”
what!? i’ve waited all day for an entry about an idle fish tank with no fish?
oh, mez my child, it’s a great story! I used to have two massive fish tanks so yes, I am v happy for the fishee, esp it’s “doing swimmingly”. Oh, I suddenly have this craving for sushi. Must get some.