Is this the scariest ‘salad’ recipe ever?
“Wild Rice Christmas Salad
1 cup of ground fresh cranberries
1/2 cup of sugar
2 cups of cooked wild rice
1 1/2 cup of mini marshmallows
8 3/4 ounces of crushed pineapple, drained
1 cup of whipping cream
Mix together first 2 ingredients and let stand overnight or for several hours. Blend rest of ingredients. Can be frozen to serve later.”
Sugar? Marshmallows? Frozen?
Actually, I’ve found a few more scary ‘salads’, including “Alton Brown Ma Mae’s Congealed Christmas Salad” and “Lime Jello Christmas Salad“.

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  1. james says:
    No, i think maybe crab fondue. Mayonnaise? Bake? Similarly scary recipes can be found on “Take a hundredweight of fatty, sugary, processed substance. Mix inconguously with lard, cheese and chocolate buttons. Fry. Sprinkle with crispy bacon bits. Eat in car in one go.”

  2. mia says:

    I don’t understand how they can call that ‘fondue’.
    You forgot to say ‘wash down with diet cola because watching weight’.

  3. james says:

    Way back in the day when I temped for News International’s accounts dept in Peterborough many of my colleagues were weighty, unhappy, middle-aged women. At lunch they’d say “Get me a sandwich, James – can I have the one with the ham and cheese all mixed up with mayonnaise,” and I’d say “Yeah, do you want anything else?” and they’d reply “Well, I’m on a diet so get me a diet coke,” and then slope off for a fag.

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