There are some genius entries in this week’s caption competition.
I’m also liking the ‘peas bomb plot‘ story: “German saboteurs claimed they were planning to attack wartime Britain using exploding cans of processed peas, according to secret files.”

“Their tactic, of asking the first person they met if they could be taken to the IRA, did not work.
The man took them to the police instead. ”

Courtesy of James:
One day (just before Christmas, probably), Good King Wenceslas decided that he was fed up with the food at the palace, so he phoned up his local Italian restaurant for a takeaway pizza.
“Certainly, your Majesty” says the Manager, “Would you like your usual”?
“Yes please,” replied the King, “same as always – deep pan, crisp and even”.
(What’s the etiquette for blogging something another blogger sent you by email?)