Courtesy of James:
One day (just before Christmas, probably), Good King Wenceslas decided that he was fed up with the food at the palace, so he phoned up his local Italian restaurant for a takeaway pizza.
“Certainly, your Majesty” says the Manager, “Would you like your usual”?
“Yes please,” replied the King, “same as always – deep pan, crisp and even”.
(What’s the etiquette for blogging something another blogger sent you by email?)