One of the guys next to me sent this around the building after we had a silly conversation about using Word instead of Oracle that lead to the suggestion of printing out all the data and using string to make queries to this:
“Dear all
it has been decided that support costs for Oracle can be greatly reduced by having everyone memorise all the Oracle data. This will negate the need to create queries etc etc.
Thank you Mia.
Kind regards
Fred Smith”

2 thoughts on “

  1. Sandrine says:

    lol! Did you kill him?

  2. mia says:

    No, I thought it was funny. I think it confused some people though.

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