I’ve been downloading pics from my camera phone.
This is what it would look like if someone punched you while holding a camera phone in their hand (re-enactment):

It doesn’t work too well at night, but I’ve finally managed a photo of this scary stuffed animal shop front in Islington, so I don’t care.

The other night I was walking to the Tottenham Court Road night bus and an old Cockney man walked by as I was walking up to the night bus and said, “you’ve got a lovely smile, godbless”. The worst thing was, I was smirking, not smiling.
“Smirking, not smiling” would be a great name for a band though.