“A girls’ night out has become official policy in a small southern Spanish town after the mayor announced he would ban men from going out on a Thursday night.

Mr Checa says he expects the town’s men to stay at home on Thursdays, looking after the kids and washing up. The women, on the other hand, are to be given a free run of the town’s bars and nightclubs, which, presumably, will be free of the opposite sex.” (The Age)
Maybe they’ll get divorced and need “online dating consultants“, people who “see a potential gold mine in the niche market of providing profile makeovers for unimaginative lonely hearts”.
In other news, “He was shouting ‘wahey’ as he ran along“.