I think the producers of Big Brother should supply them with Class As, just for kicks (and better tv).
My latest reality tv show idea doubles as a money spinner for me – Tramp TV. I secretly mike up the triangle of land outside my house and film the derros who drink there. Tasks include begging enough money for some more booze, and successfully crossing the road to the off-licence to buy it. Viewers vote them off the triangle and back into the hostel (where they’re not allowed to drink) until the last one left is crowned King or Queen of the Wasteland.