From the Sunday Times:
‘A court in Kansas City granted a restraining order against a woman who Wesley Fitzpatrick claimed was stalking him. “I was scared and in fear for my freedom,” he said. But the ruling was lifted when the court learnt that the woman was Fitzpatrick’s parole officer.’
Maybe I should try this:
‘Care worker Angelika Wedberg, 30, was having no luck finding a new job, so she put an advert in a Stockholm newspaper. “I want a well-paid job,” it read. “I have no imagination. I am anti-social, uncreative and untalented.” She was deluged with offers, including one at three times her previous pay.’