I’ve been here almost nine months and I still don’t get Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. I always felt like telling the great British public, ‘if you all ignore her, she’ll go away’. I’ve only just realised they actually like her, or the idea of posh twits who don’t have to do anything to be rich and famous.
Why has the Bracks government banned trading on Easter Sunday? According to the Age, some shires and shops have exemptions, but it still seems weird.
A parcel Mum sent me arrived at work today. She’d taken the ‘detailed statement of contents’ part of the Customs Declaration form seriously, and very carefully written ‘scarf and underwear’. I think ‘clothes’ would have done, but the boys at work (who all saw the parcel when it arrived) seemed to appreciate her attention to detail. Bastards.