I think I’m about to

I think I’m about to embark on the horrible series of Catch-22’s that is moving to another country. To get a phone, I need a UK bank account. To get a bank account, I need to present my name on a utility bill or lease. To get a lease, I need a job. To get a job, I need a phone. Can you see where this is leading? Insanity, that’s where.