The [Australian] Federal Government will

The [Australian] Federal Government will offer Afghan asylum seekers $2000 to abandon their claims for refugee status in Australia and return home to war-torn Afghanistan.
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IBM signs Linux deal with Germany, including the classic quote, “It [Microsoft] says that switching to open source can damage a country’s indigenous IT industry, because some varieties of open source software place restrictions on copyright and intellectual property. “.