On 26 May 2003 Non ya said
Dear Departed Di,
u are such a fuckin bitch!
Shut up, Elizabeth Regina, you’re drunk!
Category Archives: 2003
On 21 May 2003 Kirsti (fleming@mnstate.NOTDOTCOM) from Fargo, ND (US) asked
Dear Departed Di,
We are throwing a double shower, for girlfriends only. Our problem is that each mother-to-be has 1 or 2 friends that do not know the other mother-to-be. We still want to include those guests, as it is important for our 2 mothers-to-be, but we do not want those guests to feel obligated to buy a gift for the mother-to-be that they do not know. Is there anything we can include in their invites? We don’t want to make them feel cheap OR obligated to buy 2 gifts. What can we do????? Thanks!
Invite them in the name of the mother-to-be they know.
On 17 May 2003 Carmen from WhiteHall, Maryland asked
Dear Departed Di,
I am about to graduate at the end of the month from High School and I feel like I can truely be who I want but come to think of it when I leave my friends who mean alot to me. Give me some advice on how to go on. Any opinion woulld be appreciated. By the way Diana I know that you’re happy in heaven and that I’m terribly sorry of the pain you had to endure on Earth. I know now that the real love of you life was Jesus Christ and now that you are in his loving arms. I love you Diana and always will remain your faithful friend and fan.
Dear Carmen,
Are you some kind of lezza?
Actually, you probably will be for a little while if you go to college, so ignore that cheap shot.
Enjoy your freedom, you’ll keep in touch with the people you want to.
On 24 Apr 2003 Annie asked
Dear Departed Di,
I have a friend that is very nice and everything, but sometimes she is annoying and I don’t know how to treat her.One friend of mine once asked me, “Why is she your friend”, and I didn’t know what to answer.
When she came over to my house she just played games and didn’t even talked to me at all.She kept saying, “I’m a bad friend because I didn’t playdes with you or do something with you”, but she keeps doing it
Sincerely,
Annie
Why do you let her?
On 23 Apr 2003 someone asked
Dear Departed Di,
Do you like being a princess?
Yeah, it was ok. Not worth throwing myself down stairs over.
On 25 Jul 2003, Luke (electricdisco@yahoo.example.com) wrote:
i hear that you are quite intelligent. i am stuck on a crossword, can you help?
the clue is ‘ostracise’ and the letters i have are IS_ _ _T_
thank you
Dear Luke,
ISOLATE
Best of Luck,
Diana
On 25 Jul 2003, Luke (electricdisco@yahoo.example.com) replied
Dear Departed Di,
thanks. i can now enter a competition to win
Recently Searching of Kansas asked
Dear Departed Diana,
how do I find a nice girl?
Signed,
Searching
Dear Searching,
Did you look in the last place you left her?
Best of Luck,
Diana
On 24 Apr 2003, angie from CA asked
Dear Departed Di,
I have a question, is THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT a real movie?
Yes, it is a real movie. If it wasn’t a real movie, you wouldn’t have been able to watch it. However, and I think this is what you mean to ask, it’s not based on real events.
On 12 Apr 2003, Sian from London, England wrote:
Dear Departed (princess) Di,
why have you suddenly started talking like an american? Please try to remember that you used to be a primary teacher not a kindergarten one.
Dear Sian,
whatever! If it’s good enough for the BBC, it’s good enough for me.
Regards, Diana
On 1 Apr 2003, linde (gypsygurl@buckeyeint.example.com) from toledo,ohio,usa wrote
Dear Departed Di,
i’ve been e-mailing with richard mccolloughis he telling the truth about you?
That depends which Richard Mccolloughis you’re talking about, and more importantly, what he said.
Yours sincerely, Diana