On 13 December 2005 katie wrote:

Dear Departed Di,
your not relly talking

Dear Katie,

Ya Relly

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 17 November 2005 jessica43555 from gloster mississippi wrote:

Dear Departed Di,
my boyfriend has cheated on me and i still love him what should i do.

Dear Jessica,

Dump him and find someone who deserves you.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 11 November 2005 Laquisha from Ohio wrote:

Dear Departed Di,
what are some questions you can ask a guy to see if likes you

Dear Laquisha,

“Would one like to ride with one” worked for me.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 8 November 2005 machaela from oh wrote:

Dear Departed Di,
my b/f said he likes me but idk weather he really does or not so what are five questions i could ask him to see if he really does?

Dear Machaela,

I must confess I had to ask one of the newer arrivals in Heaven for a translation of certain sections of your email.

I understood ‘b/f’, of course, but your reference to ‘idk weather’ confused me somewhat. Once it was explained to me that you meant ‘I don’t know’ and ‘whether’, it all made more sense.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

Goodness, another Ashley.

On 7 November 2005 ashley from 29212,sc ,colmbia wrote:

Dear Departed Di,
did you ever have sex.

Dear Ashley,

Of course I had sex, I have two sons. Don’t they look like their fathers?

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 4 November 2005 Raj from India wrote

Dear Departed Di,

I Love u my dear from my bottom of heart.

Dear Raj,

Thank you very much.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 19 October 2005 Ananya from wb,india wrote

Dear Departed Di,

i am really confused about the right person in my life.
many has proposed me and all of them are my very good friends and i cant think my life without any of them.
as u have a good knowledge about love whom do u think should i choose?
what are the qualities should i look for

Dear Ananya,

Do any of them give you the horn?

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 15 October 2005 Jess from Miami wrote

Dear Departed Di,
How do I tell this boy that I like him? We talk on the phone for hours and he tells me he loves me but i dont know what to do? help

Dear Jess,

Are you sure you like him? If he tells you he loves you, and yet you cannot bring yourself to tell him you like him, perhaps you do not actually like him.

I prefer to bombard someone with calls at all times of day and night if I like them, but I understand that that is no longer the done thing.

If you do like him, perhaps you could just take a deep breath and tell him so.

Yours sincerely, Diana.