On 16 Feb 2005 Raymond from Malta asked
Dear Departed Di,
Don`t let your ex husband married again,because i thing he have something to do with your death.
Well, Raymond, the thing is, I’m dead. There’s not much I can do about it.
Thanks for reminding me, too. Now I just feel worse.
On 16 Feb 2005 Hoges from Melbourne asked
Dear Departed Di,
Charles said he wanted to be a tampon so he could be inside Camilla. Did he ever talk dirty to you, and what did he say? Nyaaaah!
He talked geek to me. It made me hot, no?
On 16 Feb 2005 Lady Elspeth Lardaceous-Ninnyhammer from Melbourne-on-Yarra, Berks. asked
Dear Departed Di,
Can you suggest an appropriate wedding gift for a couple of advanced years? It is the second or third wedding for each partner and one doesn’t want to offend, but neither does one want to throw good money after bad. Answer by April 8 please.