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On 13 September 2005 shay from missouri wrote

Dear Departed Di,
what kind of damn internet web site is this?

Dear Shay,

You Americans are so cute, with your quaint colloquialisms. I almost wish you’d said ‘dang’ instead of ‘damn’. That’s how I hear you saying it in my head.

I’m sure you realise that ‘internet web site’ is tautologous.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

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On 1 September 2005 Anonymous from Anonymous wrote

Dear Departed Di,
Whoever is doing this must have a very morbid sense of humor. Have any of you ever thought about her “boys” you all ask so many questions about? Have you ever thought how much pain this website could bring them!?!

Dear Anonymous from Anonymous,

Rather less pain than a Chinese burn, I’m told.

By the way, I don’t believe I ever came across ‘Anonymous’ on my many travels. Is it a city within the UK, or perhaps in the United States?

Yours sincerely, Diana.

P.S. We spell it ‘humour’.