On 8 November 2005 machaela from oh wrote:

Dear Departed Di,
my b/f said he likes me but idk weather he really does or not so what are five questions i could ask him to see if he really does?

Dear Machaela,

I must confess I had to ask one of the newer arrivals in Heaven for a translation of certain sections of your email.

I understood ‘b/f’, of course, but your reference to ‘idk weather’ confused me somewhat. Once it was explained to me that you meant ‘I don’t know’ and ‘whether’, it all made more sense.

Yours sincerely, Diana.