On Thu, 21 Nov 2002, maryann from harrisburg,pa wrote

Dear Departed Di,
what is skip real name

Dear maryann,
Do you mean Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo?
Skippy doesn’t have a real name. Up to four wallabies, and a badly stuffed wallaby paw played the part of Skippy.
Sincerely, Diana

On Thu, 14 Nov 2002 cat from va wrote

Dear Departed Di,
how do i tell this really hot guy that i like him withou scaring him off

Study his body language to determine whether he reciprocates your feelings.
Sincerely, Diana

On Tue, 5 Nov 2002 kathy ([email protected]) from gadsden,alabama 35901

Dear Departed Di,
for a surprize birthday party is it proper to put on the invitation … small
gifts appreciated but not necessary?

It’s not entirely proper.
Sincerely, Diana

On Sun, 15 Sep 2002 laura from singapore wrote

Dear Departed Di,
who killed you?
do you know that prince charles doesn’t really care about you anymore! hwo do
you feel about your sons having to live with a husband that might have take
your life away?

Dear me, we’re all very melodramatic tonight, aren’t we? Shouldn’t you be doing your homework?
Sincerely, Diana

On Sun, 15 Sep 2002 Jacinta from Singapore wrote

Dear Departed Di, who killed you?

Ask Maz.
Sincerely, Diana

On Sun, 15 Sep 2002 emma from singapore wrote

Dear Departed Di, do u miss your buys alot and do u know that there
both pot heads

Of course I miss them, and while experimenting with drugs might not be entirely sensible, I don’t think that makes them pot heads.
Sincerely, Diana

On Sun, 15 Sep 2002 maz from singapore wrote

Dear Departed Di,
Who killed you?? Was it Price charles??Or camila?

Neither. I’d love to tell you more but I’m saving my exclusive for a publishing deal.
Sincerely, Diana

On Sun, 1 Sep 2002, Andrew Sullivan from New york, NY, US of A

Dear Departed Di,
Why are people so mean to me? Can’t they handle the truth?

Dear Andrew,
Can you handle the truth? It’s because you’re a pathetic crawler. It’s all very well to love your adopted country, but you don’t have to believe everything they say.
Sincerely,
Diana.

On Sun, 1 Sep 2002 Ken Wharfe from London, England

Dear Departed Di,

I am cashing in on my former position as your bodyguard by writing a tell-all
book. Have I done the right thing? You wouldn’t believe the size of the
advance.

Dear Ken,
Is everyone I knew determined to make a profit from my life? At least your timing is good, Charles and Camilla were getting too much friendly press for my liking but this should remind everyone what a bastard Charles was.
Sincerely,
Diana.

Name: Bob Dole
From: Camp David
Dear Departed Di,
Do you enjoy watching my promotions for viagra and Pepsi.
sinceeerly
Bob Dole