On Sun, 1 Sep 2002 Ken Wharfe from London, England

Dear Departed Di,

I am cashing in on my former position as your bodyguard by writing a tell-all
book. Have I done the right thing? You wouldn’t believe the size of the
advance.

Dear Ken,
Is everyone I knew determined to make a profit from my life? At least your timing is good, Charles and Camilla were getting too much friendly press for my liking but this should remind everyone what a bastard Charles was.
Sincerely,
Diana.