On 16 Feb 2005 Raymond from Malta asked
Dear Departed Di,
Don`t let your ex husband married again,because i thing he have something to do with your death.
Well, Raymond, the thing is, I’m dead. There’s not much I can do about it.
Thanks for reminding me, too. Now I just feel worse.
On 16 Feb 2005 Hoges from Melbourne asked
Dear Departed Di,
Charles said he wanted to be a tampon so he could be inside Camilla. Did he ever talk dirty to you, and what did he say? Nyaaaah!
He talked geek to me. It made me hot, no?
On 16 Feb 2005 Lady Elspeth Lardaceous-Ninnyhammer from Melbourne-on-Yarra, Berks. asked
Dear Departed Di,
Can you suggest an appropriate wedding gift for a couple of advanced years? It is the second or third wedding for each partner and one doesn’t want to offend, but neither does one want to throw good money after bad. Answer by April 8 please.
On 14 Feb 2005 marina manan asked
Dear Departed Di,
What do you think about this April marriage of your ex-husband?
Who cares what the old tampon-wannabe does? She clearly has terrible hair, and they’ll look like a couple of old soaks in their wedding photos.
On 12 Feb 2005, n campbell from barking england asked
Dear Departed Di,
I wish you could that wedding, and make sure charles find another bride.
Could… what? Could… haunt that wedding? Cater for that wedding? That missing word is far too intriguing. If only I could use my ghostly powers to find out what you meant to say.
On 5 Jan 2005 Alam from New York, New York asked
Dear Departed Di,
From what I can see, you haven’t answered a new question in some time. Are you really dead now?
Or have you just lost interest?
Well spotted, Alam. I did lose interest for a while. I’ve been consoling Linda McCartney, Jimi Hendrix and Mozart wouldn’t let her play tambourine while they jammed. They even told the “dog with wings” joke.
On 7 Nov 2004 qestion from utah usa asked
Dear Departed Di,
i am doing my biograpy report on you for my class what are ten questions i can pass out to my class mates that they might find intresting about you?
10 print “Don’t ask dead Princesses to help you with your homework”
20 goto 10
On 7 Oct 2004, Wrandell B. Parker from Send Check to Compass Bank #0505010291 13034285050 asked
Dear Departed Di,
deducting one billion dollars to pay surgeon for body replacement parts on body now stitched up
I think the pills have worn off. I’m not sure if I mean yours or mine.
On 27 Sep 2004 megan from O’Fallon, mo asked
Dear Departed Di,
How do i tell this really hot guy that i like him?
Try, “Hi, you’re hot. I like you”.
On 7 Jul 2004 clair asked
Dear Departed Di,
hi im male and want i want to come out and say im a girl i have been invited to a sixties party and this is my big chance i want to go dressed as a rock chick can you please advise me on underware. skirts shoes makeup asscories and other girly things i might need i really want to be a girl
yours wishing to be a girl