On 7 Nov 2004 qestion from utah usa asked
Dear Departed Di,
i am doing my biograpy report on you for my class what are ten questions i can pass out to my class mates that they might find intresting about you?
10 print “Don’t ask dead Princesses to help you with your homework”
20 goto 10
On 7 Oct 2004, Wrandell B. Parker from Send Check to Compass Bank #0505010291 13034285050 asked
Dear Departed Di,
deducting one billion dollars to pay surgeon for body replacement parts on body now stitched up
I think the pills have worn off. I’m not sure if I mean yours or mine.
On 27 Sep 2004 megan from O’Fallon, mo asked
Dear Departed Di,
How do i tell this really hot guy that i like him?
Try, “Hi, you’re hot. I like you”.
On 7 Jul 2004 clair asked
Dear Departed Di,
hi im male and want i want to come out and say im a girl i have been invited to a sixties party and this is my big chance i want to go dressed as a rock chick can you please advise me on underware. skirts shoes makeup asscories and other girly things i might need i really want to be a girl
yours wishing to be a girl
On 30 Jun 2004 clair from uk asked
Dear Departed Di,
hi im male and want to go to a sixties party dressed as a rock chick can you advise me on underware. skirts shoes makeup asscories and other girly things i might need i really want to be a girl
yours wishing to be a girl
On 19 Jun 2004 anonomys from the real world asked
this is a jacked up site, how could u bring diana up like this. its like ur makin fun.horrible!!!
(Retching and coughing, the same way I’d bring up my dinner?)
Perhaps it is like someone is making fun. It’s even almost like you’re intelligent.
On 20 May 2004 thomas from germany asked
Dear Departed Di,
is it right, that one of your affairs with good looking men was bill clinton? cant find a pic with you beside bill.
Dear Heavens, no. But now that you mention it, he’s pretty hot. He could leave his shoes under my bed anytime.
On 4 May 2004 cant tell (ordinarywoman2003@QUITEWARMmail.com) from kuwait asked
whow are you & why u doing these shame on u………:)
Who, or how? Shame on me and a smiley? Perhaps you are confused, madam.
On 7 Mar 2004 anyname from anywhere asked
Dear Departed Di
do you love prince charles
See below.
On 7 Mar 2004 anyname from anytown asked
Dear Departed Di,
do you still love your husband?
As far as I remember, I don’t have a husband. Perhaps you mean my ex-husband? One always has a fondness for the father of one’s children, so for William’s sake, yes.