On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 anhahaha from canada wrote
Dear Departed Di,
this is crazy, i cant believe dead poeple can hack online sites omfg ( oh my
fucking god ) this is crazy! btw are you virgin?
Dear anhahaha,
I don’t have to hack this site, I’m a featured writer.
Yours sincerely, Diana
On Sat, 22 Feb 2003 crysty from wagga wagga new south wales australia wrote
Dear Departed Di, why do you show this website it pethetic it makes
people believe that your rised from the dead. But i din’t believe that because
this is just one of those sites that make people believe that you can help them
and turn there worl and life around.
At least I can spell.
Sincerely, Diana
On Mon, 17 Feb 2003 Carmen from the Usa wrote
Dear Departed Di,
Ive learned over the past few years that you led a lonely painful life but yet
you had the strength to shine through those difficult situations with your
generosity I always wanted to help those in need how do I begin?
Ring your local volunteer co-ordination centre and ask what you can do.
Sincerely, Diana
On Sun, 26 Jan 2003, James Barron-fox from the Uk wrote
My DeaR Celestial Princess Diana
I can’t stop cracking off about you. it all started when my good friend nick
the greek told me had done it, and that you where really good. I have now and i
realise you are. Do you mind if I carry on doing it?
James, you’re only writing to me because you think it’s funny to write rude things to royalty, aren’t you? Stop it now.
I found that throwing myself down the stairs whenever I thought about masturbation was an effective remedy.
Sincerely, Diana
On Wed, 22 Jan 2003, olesssaah from u.s. writes
Dear Departed Di,
i loveyou?
You’re not sure? Life is short, make up your mind.
Sincerely, Diana
On Fri, 17 Jan 2003 Chester Wiggletiest (wiggles@aol.example.com) wrote
Okay, I have a personal question..
There’s this girl I really like a lot and she goes and tells her friends that
she wants to have sex with me, instead of telling me. But I feel these things
for her, and I never tell her these things to her on the phone, that I ‘ve
been having dreams about her, having sex with her. Should I tell this girl
these things I feel?
Her friends are telling you she fancies you? They’re either being really mean, or she likes you. From here, there’s no way of telling which is true, but what the heck, go for it.
Yours sincerely, Diana
On Thu, 16 Jan 2003 an anonymous coward asked
Dear Departed Di,
how is death?
It’s not too bad. Luckily my job answering your emails keeps it from being too boring.
The fashion doesn’t compare to life on earth, but every day is a good hair day.
Yours sincerely, Diana
On Fri, 10 Jan 2003 Vanessa from Mesa, AZ, 85202 wrote
Dear Departed Di,
When were you born?
Are you doing a school assignment, Vanessa? Shouldn’t you be learning how to use resources such as encyclopedia instead of running to the nearest grown-up and asking for help?
The answer, of course, is July 1, 1961.
Sincerely, Diana
On Thu, 9 Jan 2003 tommy manthey from marble,Mn 55764 wrote
Dear Departed Di,
do you do drugs.
do you miss your kids.do you miss earth.
sincerly
Tommy Manthey
age 10
On Sat, 4 Jan 2003, andy from tesco towers writes
Dear Departed Di,
im thinking of getting back with my ex wife
fergie what you think as my mother does’nt like her
Anything that annoys that old hag is good in my book. Get back with Fergie!
Yours, Di