On 30 Jun 2004 clair from uk asked

Dear Departed Di,
hi im male and want to go to a sixties party dressed as a rock chick can you advise me on underware. skirts shoes makeup asscories and other girly things i might need i really want to be a girl
yours wishing to be a girl

On 19 Jun 2004 anonomys from the real world asked

this is a jacked up site, how could u bring diana up like this. its like ur makin fun.horrible!!!

(Retching and coughing, the same way I’d bring up my dinner?)

Perhaps it is like someone is making fun. It’s even almost like you’re intelligent.

On 20 May 2004 thomas from germany asked

Dear Departed Di,
is it right, that one of your affairs with good looking men was bill clinton? cant find a pic with you beside bill.

Dear Heavens, no. But now that you mention it, he’s pretty hot. He could leave his shoes under my bed anytime.

On 4 May 2004 cant tell (ordinarywoman2003@QUITEWARMmail.com) from kuwait asked


whow are you & why u doing these shame on u………:)

Who, or how? Shame on me and a smiley? Perhaps you are confused, madam.

On 7 Mar 2004 anyname from anywhere asked

Dear Departed Di
do you love prince charles

See below.

On 7 Mar 2004 anyname from anytown asked

Dear Departed Di,
do you still love your husband?

As far as I remember, I don’t have a husband. Perhaps you mean my ex-husband? One always has a fondness for the father of one’s children, so for William’s sake, yes.

On 5 Mar 2004 Janet asked

Dear Departed Di,
my boy friend cheats on me what should i do?

Dump his cheating arse.

On 12 Feb 2004 fred from jack asked

Dear Departed Di,
how the fuck can u speak if u r fuckin dead

I’m not speaking, I’m typing. Fucker.

On 9 Feb 2004 AJmal Khan from UK asked

Dear Departed Di,
You where very good friends with Michael Jackson. Do you feel sorry for him because the press hunt him like they hunted you?

Aj

I have no sympathy whatsoever for him.

On 8 Feb 2004 jill (stellazinto@dslextreme.NOTHING) from simi ca asked

Dear Departed Di,
should i switcj spots

You called me back from the dead to ask me that?