On 24 August 2005 Micki from Sheffield, U.K. wrote

Dear Departed Di,
It has been my pleasure to surf through this site and really enjoyed it.
On a serious note, i have always believed that the world to come lends us many opportunities, which i notice you are utilising to its maximum. Keep up your good work. By the way, Kate really looks good and hope that William will get her, unless Harry nicks her.
Regards

Dear Micki,

Thank you very much. Your message reminds me that I must call the “Heat” subscription offices as I so rarely receive my copy.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 6 August 2005 jhon wrote

Dear Departed Di,
your sexy

Dear jhon,

Thank you very much. I’m sure you meant to add, “much sexier than that weather-beaten, horse-faced old harridan” so we’ll take that as read.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 6 August 2005 dianaspeaks wrote

Dear Departed Di,
Please do not insult me..www.dianaspeaks .tk
Thankyou

Dear dianaspeaks,

Talk to the immacutately manicured hand, lady.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

One day later, and Ashley seems to have changed her attitude. His attitude? It’s so difficult to tell with kids today. Perhaps they are angry that I wasn’t able to respond immediately but I was helping clean the goldfish pond and really couldn’t be spared.

On 4 August 2005 ashley from london wrote

Dear Departed Di,
you fukker di

Dear Ashley,

Fuck you very much.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 4 August 2005 ashley from liverpool asked

Dear Departed Di,
are you realy dead

Dear Ashley,

Have educational standards fallen so far since my death? Even if you can’t spell, surely you can use a spell checker.

Regardless, yes, I am really dead. I’m sorry if this comes as a shock to you.

Yours sincerely, Diana.

On 4 August 2005 brendan from liverpool wrote

Dear Departed Di,
you are realy pretty

Dear Brendan,

Thank you very much.

Regardless, I’m still dead. Perhaps you could channel your grief into your school work and encourage your classmates to learn the correct spelling of ‘really’.

Yours sincerely, Diana.