Monthly Archives: July 2005

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On 18 July 2005 Mercedes Filho from Newark, New Jersey, USA asked

Dear Departed Di,
Will I ever have sex again?

Dear Mercedes,

A lady, and indeed, a Princess, doesn’t discuss such matters in public. However, if all else fails, there’s always masturbation.

Yours sincerely, Diana

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On 1 July 2005 Raymond from Malta asked

Dear Departed Di,

Happy Birthday Diana,I hope you are enjoying your Birthday in heaven …………

Thank you, Raymond.

I must apologise for my belated response, I have been busy with a Feasibility Study regarding opening a American Style Nail Bar in Heaven. I have a friend who lives in Hackney, and she tells me they are very popular.