‘Celine Dion is the best and I don’t know why u make fun of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

From: celine052000@example.com

Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 07:09:44 +1100 (EST)
name: Kayla
comment: Celine Dion is the best and I don’t know why u make fun of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s because I secretly love her.

(Not really. It’s because it’s fun.)