rant

minke.com sucks.

Or so I'm told.

minke.com hate mail archives: current || 2001 || 2000 || 1999

Date: Wed, 4 Sep 2002 18:14:54
name = Lauren
To: minke.com
Subject: celine_alien
comment = I think you are a total low-life to waste your time on something like this! Get a life

Date: Tue, 3 Sep 2002 01:21:51
name = H.Mahmoodzadeh
email = mah_aku@example.com
To: minke.com
Subject: celine_alien3
comment = I want to be sent text or site of all Celine Dion\' sing,please.

I just thought this was cute, I changed their email address to protect their innocence.

Date: Sat, 31 Aug 2002 11:03:29
name = doesn't matter
email = imnottelling@youllnevergetit.com
from = not telling
To: minke.com
Subject: ask dear dead diana
comment = I think that whoever is in charge of this site is a horrible person. Why is it that you want to destroy the memory of one of the most wonderful women to have ever lived? I think you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Feel free to use 'example.com' as a fake domain, that's what it's there for. And why does everyone think there's a bunch of people working on this site? Surely the content would be updated more often if there was more than one person behind it.

Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 18:42:20
name = hello
To: minke.com
Subject: celine_alien2
comment = i guess you are cracy

People often tell me I'm cracy.

Date: Fri, 23 Aug 2002 19:21:05
name = D.T
email = dakota_a_thomas@hotmail.com
To: minke.com
Subject: shania_alien
comment = you crazy im shania's #1 fan and I now for a fake she a alien what prof do you have

Where do I start picking on this? It's not just that I'm a grammar snob or a spelling snob (not that you'd always know it), I'm just not sure what they're saying.

Date: Thu, 4 Jul 2002 21:38:48 -0500
name = crazyy
email = fucku@dotcom.com
To: minke.com
Subject: shania_alien
comment = Your crazy what the hell is all this.......alien shania twain and celine .....ya right like anyone is going to buy this crap.....dream on mikey

Mikey?

Date: Wed, 19 Jun 2002 12:54:02 -0500
From: "Riddle, Gene"
To: "minke.com"
Subject: Get a Grip!
You are really a dumb cunt! Get a life and suck a dick. That might just loosen your uptight view a bit.

EOM

I just wish I knew what I said to set them off, so that I could keep doing it.

I missed out on months of hate mail because my ISP changed their form mail scripts and didn't tell their users. Bummer!

From: "lowell cox"
Subject:
Date: Sat, 20 Apr 2002 18:04:56
you r lieing that is not true you iditi

Subject: alien.html
From: Angel (all_angel25@yahoo.com)
Date: Wednesday, March 27, 2002
comment: this site is retarted it is soosoo stupid . i do noy beleive it onw bit is not beleiveable . the only way i would beleive it is if someone could prove it to me without the internet . I dont beleive things i read on the internet espeically things like this.

Apparently you don't believe in spelling either. Retarted!

Subject: shania_alien
Date: Friday, March 15, 2002 at 18:31:47
comment: you are fuckwits as if

That's fuckwit, singular. Cheers!Something tells me they were Australian.

From: (piisli@alltel.net)
Date: Monday, March 11, 2002 at 03:36:42
name: sonya ivester
url: shania's baby
comment: you have no right too say that about shania's baby.too me all babies are all beautiful

Even alien ones?

From: SingeReese_TheNext_Celine@hotmail.com
Date: Monday, February 18, 2002 at 19:15:53
how_found: Looking for pathetic loser sites like yours...
subject: shania_alien
name: Marisa
comment: Okay- I'm a BIG fan of Celine's... and I was wondering how stupid and immature some Celine Dion hate sites could get and I stumbled upon yours. I have to say yours is definately most immature and UNBELIEVABLE! I mean, I dunno' what goes through your head, but I think you must need some professional help. No one in their RIGHT mind would believe that. If Celine saw this, I am sure she'd laugh her ass off becuase it is really so ridiculous. I don't know if you're trying to hurt people, but I am definately certain that you do enjoy the attention that you get from people's remarks to your site, in which case I am just fueling your pitiful fancies, but I must say what I feel because I feel it is quite amusing that someone must be as low as you are. tdovale@openlink.com.br... she is foreign, very bright and very sweet... not at all unintelligent and I am sure she would never plant something to your computer. It was simply a mistake of what she typed otherwise I am sure that she would have typed something great to fuel your feeble remarks about Celine. I don't have any idea of what you do for a living, how old you are, or what psychological problems you have and it is probably wrong of me to judge you so I will not, but anyhow, I just wanted to state, here, that Celine Dion IS a wonderful person and maybe it is her KIND personality that makes her seem so alien to you and your world... because we are kind and generous and family people, does this make us Celine fans alien too? Just something to think about. I hope you become more happy with yourself, your surroundings and your life.

PS: Any spelling errors here? :-P

From: DivaQueen921@msn.com
Date: Thursday, February 14, 2002
name: Brittany
comment: this site is wrong! how could you say such nasty things about Cˇline????? what has she ever done to you??? i feel horrible that i have even come across this terrible site!

A Valentine for me!

From: terwas@mail.com
Date: Tuesday, January 29, 2002
name: cecil
you suck and your site sucks too........... get the hell out of microsoft. bless your soul celine is the best!!!!!!!!!!1

From: claudine.rapuzzi@wanadoo.fr
Date: Friday, January 18, 2002
name: rapuzzi
comment: compl¸tement absurde cet rticle.

According to babelfish.altavista.com, this translates as 'completely absurd this rticle.'

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