On Sun, 26 Jan 2003, James Barron-fox from the Uk wrote

My DeaR Celestial Princess Diana
I can’t stop cracking off about you. it all started when my good friend nick
the greek told me had done it, and that you where really good. I have now and i
realise you are. Do you mind if I carry on doing it?

James, you’re only writing to me because you think it’s funny to write rude things to royalty, aren’t you? Stop it now.
I found that throwing myself down the stairs whenever I thought about masturbation was an effective remedy.
Sincerely, Diana