L1 to CC2, suavely: So, have you been to Transformers? I went to have a piss and they're all shooting up instead of having a piss.
L2, hitherto silent: Yeah, we just go and look at each other's dicks!
CC1, probably quite stupidly: And you call *us* queer?

Interlude, during which another Local licks an internal window while passing.