Local1: my mate wants to know if youse are lesbians.

CityChick1 and CityChick2: *gasp!*

[blah blah blah, conversation ensues in which the Locals won't tell the CityChicks why they think they're lesbians and the CityChicks won't admit to being lesbians].

CC1: do you think we're lesbians because of the way we're dressed?
L1 and L2 look suitably sheepish and slightly awed at her insight.
CC1, maliciously: you know, all the girls in Melbourne look like this.
L1, closing the gap and fingering the lapel of CC1's jacket: is that vinyl? Oh, it's leather? You guys are hardcore!