February 29, 00. Finally, I have some more hate mail. It's been far too long, I think I'm going to have to go a'trolling. To that end, I'm making Shania Twain an alien too - coming soon.
I'm actually planning a big redesign, there's nothing like deadlines to clear the mind and give you ideas for other work. Just the other day I threw something together that'd been bugging me for a long time, but it still needs work. Lots more stuff to come - my textbook is called 'Data structures' or something and that's enough to make html and photoshop seem incredibly tempting.
25 Jan 2000 Does John Howard even know what a tampon is for? (I bet Janette rides the red surfboard.) He should ask Prince Charles for a comment, he knows what one is.
If things don't work out for Charles and Camilla, he could always try this guy:
Dear Editor,
Attached to this email I am sending you 2 special articles:
1.'The Rule Of Love' as guideline on how to be a good Jesus' follower
2.'26 Strategies To Success Or Fail' as guideline on how to get success in job or business
and hoping these could be very usefull for Christian readers.
'The Rule Of Love' is prepared by me after reading the Old Testament 4 times and the New one 13 times, and the important thing is Jesus supported me in preparing it. (reading the whole Bible from page 1 until the end needs about 9 months time)
'26 Strategies To Success or Fail' is prepared by me after working for 30 years in a trading company starting as an accounting staff until to be a director, and now as a consultant.
I believe in Jesus Christ 100% since 1986, before that I was not a good Christian. Now I feel I have been born again and get success in my life.
Indonesia has 88 % Moslem Citizens and about 9 % Christians, total its population is over than 200 million people. It is now very difficult to get permission for building churches anywhere in Indonesia, please pray for Christians in our country.
I pray for you ' God always gives happiness to all of you' from now on and forever, and also be successful Christians in job and business.
Yours faithfully,
Some Guy
note: I was born on 4 April 1941 as Chinese in Indonesia, a married man with 5 children
January 19, 00. The problem with making up silly urls is that sometimes they actually exist.
http://www.bibleman.com/ features The Bibleman Show, a series of fast-paced, rollicking productions, features a new kind of superhero empowered by the limitless might of Scripture. He's powerful, he's exciting and he's going to thrill you as he defends the Truth and all that is good.
My favourite episode is "Silencing The Gossip Queen," where "the evil bitterness beams of the Gossip Queen batter bibleman."
Personally, as an evil, bitter gossip queen, I think I could whup Bibleman's arse anytime but I don't think I could find a costume quite as snazzy as his.
January 14, 00. Australians only: Remember the Curiosity Show? Well, I have photos of Rob's secret shame - his entry in the Mullet Hall of Fame (look for Haulin' Oats).
January 11, 00. I'm not the only one who's obsessed: http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
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