February 20, 2001 It had to happen - mulleteers have become a niche market. Watching late night tv, as one does the night before an exam that's worth 90% of your mark, I caught an ad for 'The Mullet Album' - 80s rock anthems. Still, I never thought I'd see the day that the mullet brigade would be a desirable market niche.
February 19, 2001 Recycle old political rage - what the hell is Pauline Hanson doing back?
Febrary 15, 2001 So I've started updating the site. The most exciting thing you'll notice is that there are cascading style sheets that really need to be finished off but haven't been.
Febrary 14, 2001 Take the challenge - can you get through this article without laughing? [Clue: look at his surname].
All new changes, coming soon, so hang onto your hats!
February 7, 2001 Alsjeblieft. You cannot tell me that's meant to be a real word.
I saw a giant squid at work today.
February 6, 2001 So Tom and Nicole broke up.
The Age online has an amazing response to it - a whole section on it as a 'special issue'. It seems so gruesome, and at the same time it makes Asutralians look like a bunch of sad gits:
"Tim Fischer worried about children" (Not children in general, just theirs). I'm sure the children are worried about him too, but like us, they're generally probably more worried about John Howard. The big question is - did Tim Fischer contact the press with his comment, or did they contact him?
"Tom and Nicole Photo Gallery" Yeah, cos they used to pop by all the time, looking at this photo of them at Darren's barbeque, who would have thought they'd split up just a month later? So poignant.
"YOUR SAY: Tom & Nicole." The unkindest thing of all. A bunch of suburban Darryl's and Shazza's busily typing in the glow of their screen schadenfreude.
February 5, 2001 Odd course to run, but I'm so tempted to take it.
February 3, 2001 Tonight I did a terrible thing. When I got home, there was a bee in my kitchen - I'm severely allergic to bees, and Thor tries to eat them, so I wasn't cool just waiting for it to find it's own way out - so I thought I'd better kill it.
I tried squashing it in a rolled up newspaper, but it got away and buzzed at me, really freaking me out, so I abandoned that idea. I realised that being a freaky ex-hippie, I didn't have single insect-killing spray in the house, but I really wanted to kill it remotely. So I sprayed it with the only aerosol product in the whole house, inherited from a long-ago housemate.
Yep, I sprayed it with Mr Sheen.
February 1, 2001 Does 'mulletted' have one t or two?
Last night I had a dream that the Liberal Party leaders sent to my house to convince me to run in the election for them kept smoking in my house, then denying it.