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| July 2. I'm almost impressed enough to bother hating him. In Parliament today, John Howard tried to turn the tables on Labor, and suggest that their questioning of the $2mill he allowed for a special taskforce to stir up trouble on the waterfront and force the situation to a head, was unpatriotic. June 29. The shock of turning 25 has killed most my braincells, and I've also been afk for a while for one reason or another, but today I'm proud to announce that I've obtained leaked copies of One Nation's Policy, and I've put it up on the net for everyone to read [and now I've taken it down cos it was really quite boring and didn't do much to point out how fucked up One Nation is]. And soon: photos from Parliament's Gallery of Famous Insects. However, for the moment I'm still trying to decide between Pauline the Cockroach and Pauline the blood-sucking leech. June 14. Wake up Redneck Nation! Ten seats to One Nation.This page is now black in an effort to signify my disgust. June 7 Mmmmm, daytime recoveries. So much fun they should be illegal, and in fact, half the fun of them is. Girls went 'woooooo!' when I took my top off. June 1. I'm trying to decide whether I should fix my car, or buy the upgrade to Director 6.5. It's a tough decision, but I guess 6.5 doesn't come with the ability to avoid public transport on cold wet nights. May 31. On the way home I noticed that the Sunday Age had 'Ginger leaves the Spice Girls' as its banner. May 19. Budget Day. Not much I can say. But I did like this quote from the Australian online:
The Federal Government's cuts to childcare facilities was "an unspoken policy of keeping women at home", she said. "Why doesn't the Government say 'We have a policy of keeping women at home'? It reduces unemployment and it looks better for our figures." May 14. Things I hate today:
April 8. I'd say John Howard was an obsession, but as much as he's fucking up the country, and as much as I despair of us ever being able to rectify the damage his politics have done, I just don't have it in me to hate him. He's too pathetic to hate. I can't even get up a quick obsession about him - the man's so void that he'd come crawling to apologise if he ever heard about it. And if you don't believe that someone that short would ever have to crawl, check out his record on international and industrial relations. Of course, mention Jeff Kennett to me and watch my face go red and I struggle to draw breath before I scream. I have no problem admitting that obsession. Hell, even my mother's heard that he bashes Flick. |
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Suck my clit. Most of my rants end up here, usually because they're too trivial to grace any other space. Learn new words. Or at least justify my insomnia. What's a collection of obsessions without mention of the past? Look, I barely know you, so I'm not about to spill my soul, but you can take a peek at the way things were. Moving stuff. Not the kind you do with trucks and cardboard boxes, or stuff that makes you feel vaguely weepy. I mean the bandwidth-sucking processor-hogging stuff. Actually, it's not that bad, so you should go check it out. |