Celine Dion is an alien.
These exclusive photos prove that Celine Dion is an alien. The first one was taken during the day, and you can see that the colour of her skin is then subtle enough to be covered with makeup for photos and public appearances.
It is believed that her original stage name was 'Celien Dion' and that her agent suggested she change it to 'Celine Dion' as 'Celien' was too close to 'alien'.
However, as this photo shows, her green skin glows more brightly at night, and requires even more makeup to cover, an explanation for the long-standing mystery of why she wore so much makeup. The night sky reminds her of her home planet Parcsehs, and her skin glows with warm loving memories.
Her alien skin is very responsive. When she blushes her green skin can be seen through her makeup. Her minders have given her a reputation as a prude for this reason - no-one will accidently make her blush by telling a rude joke or double entrendre in her presence.
Our exclusive investigation has uncovered these exclusive photos of Celine. The first was taken at a private family function, where Celine felt free to appear without the make-up that usually covers her alien colouring. The second was from an early studio portrait. Usually the negatives would be air-brushed directly, but this one was retained by staff member and sold for an undisclosed sum.
Celine's alien colouring is more subdued during the day (right).
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(Hey, I wonder if I can submit this to a Celine Dion web-ring and get away with it? Let's try it!
Update: I did it!)