I had an amusing variant on the Nigerian scam email. It start with some philosophical musings, then onto the extraodinary claim that his cancer defiles medicine.
“As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is Joseph Hadim, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of
medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.”