Websites that suck, number 12314054395

Websites that suck, number 12314054395 in a series. Go to Greek National Tourism Organization. Can you see anything? I can’t. Viewing source gives me some idea of what I’m meant to see – a couple of javascript functions are meant to write out some kind of dhtml ‘scroller’, but there’s absolutely no text on the page except the function calls.
It doesn’t work at all in Mozilla. Which means it probably won’t work at all in Netscape 7, which might be a problem when all those AOL users update.
A quick look at the javascript functions suggests that they’re testing for browser versions instead of capabilities, so any browser released after their detection script was written will probably also get a blank page.

This week’s Onion has some

This week’s Onion has some nice lines, including, “DVD Tries To Pass Off ‘Language Options,’ ‘Scene Selection’ As Special Features” and ‘What do you think?’s, “Isn’t it funny how people say they’ll never grow up to be their parents, then one day they look in the mirror and they’re moving aircraft carriers into the Gulf region?”